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Central Grinder's weird facts of the universe reveals:
Central Grinder's space ship spotted throughout the world!



Or is this all an elaborate hoax, hosted by those who wish C.G. harm?
Upon close examination by C.G.'s friends OOOk Default: the following picture was painstakingly reconstructed using a combination of high tech digital equipment, some cool heads in a potentially explosive situation and a little bit of OOOk's special kind of magic.



Clearly this is justy a photograph of a loonie climbing into a streetlamp. The world can rest assured, Central Grinder is still somewhere in space. Although the latest broadcast we received from them told us that: Yes! C.G. is planning to release a christmas-demo this year. But this promise has been made for over 9 years now and so far we haven't seen it, so perhaps we can rest assured and sleep the fitfull sleep of the worthy. All a load of bollocks really. ("Look... knackers!")