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Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the boring skull
Crap, we just went to see the new Indiana Jones movie but I guess we saw the wrong version. Which explains why we didn't like it much.

HARRISON FORD
Holy shit, a nuclear bomb! I’ll hide in this lead-lined fridge to protect myself from the radiation that will permeate the area shortly after the ten-million degree heat generated by the blast is done obliterating every single object in a 5 mile radius!
Somehow, this WORKS. HARRISON FORD emerges from the fridge with his face covered in black soot, holding a sign that reads “ouch.”


HARRISON FORD
Alright, the walkthrough for the movie says that our next clue is in a spooky graveyard. We should probably save our game here.
SHIA LABEOUF
Pick up MAP. Use MAP on HARRISON FORD. Walk To TOMB.


Read the rest.

Via Kottke, who has some other stuff about Indiana Jones which I'm too bored to mention tight now as it's late. We'll be watching the first 3 episodes tomorrow so hopefully we'll have a more entertaining evening then.

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